Matt Bors for January 03, 2012

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The media has distracted us with the "controversy" over Ron Paul's old newsletters. Ron Paul: I didn't write them! Let's focus on the real issues! For example: Did you know that illegal immigrants are all MEXICAN JEWS conspiring to take over the media? Man: Today the New York Times, tomorrow the NYTimes APP! Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and the war on Christmas are because of spider robots, rap and Bat Boy. Bat Boy: Yo yo yo, yo' mama is a ho! And the Bilderberg Group, the Trilateral Commission, and Obama's Kenyan slavemasters all agree: the OCCUPY MOVEMENT should merge with China... Matt Bors: OOPS! Those aren't my views. Sometimes other people write my comics.