Matt Bors for June 13, 2012
TRUE: The National Rifle Association has recently encouraged its members to purchase new "self-defense insurance" for $165 a year. Is Shooting People Causing You Legal Problems? Self-defense doesn't end when their life does! NRA Spokesman: You stood your ground. Now we'll stand for YOU. LAW We'll cover your court fees for: * Killing burglars * Killing people you think are burglars * Killing people who may very well intend to burgle Frequently Asked Questions: Man: Can I get insured against people who have this insurance? Bullet: Sorry! You have a preexisting skin condition.
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