Matt Bors for November 28, 2012
Transcript:
Jesus: I have RETURNED, MY FOLLOWERS. Thomas: JESUS! Thomas: B-but I saw you die! Jesus: Are you doubting me, Thomas? Does this look like a joke? Thomas: No sir. Jesus: Good. Now get out there and honor my life by SHOPPING. Thomas: But you said to live a life of poverty. Jesus: I did, I did. But then I saw THE DEALS!