Matt Bors for January 14, 2013
Transcript:
Aide: Senator, there's been another school shooting. People are demanding action. Senator: We can't fix everything with a new "law." More government doesn't stop people from doin' evil. Aide: The killer was a Muslim shouting "Allahu Akbar" as he went to each classroom in an "I Heart Burquas" t-shirt... Senator: Well, I do have this 900-page spying bill. Vote's in five minutes!