Matt Bors for January 23, 2013
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Harry: Hey, Law-Abiders, it's time to talk gun safety with me... Harry Hollow-Point. Five people were accidentally shot at gun shows on "Gun Appreciation Day." Boy: Ow! Harry: Sad! Now, I might be a talking bullet designed to expand upon impact for massive tissue damage and blood loss, buuuut... I say the solution is more guns. Festoon your whole body. Man: I'll take it! Harry: Alert! Alert! The pinnacle of safety has been reached! Harry Hollow-Point
Texas recently invited gun owners who feel threatened to move to Texas. Yesterday, two young men at a Texas school decided to resolve an argument by “slappin’ leather” and three people were wounded and a fourth was identified as a heart attack. I doubt seriously either shooter was wearing western style holsters, however, to those who say we should allow students to carry guns to school, this is a really good argument against.It’s been many years since my peers and I pulled our Lone Ranger cap pistols from our gun belts and after a few ‘shots’, fell to the ground as dramatically as possible.Having seen what bullets do to deer, birds, and the results of what they did to people, I look at it differently. Those who don’t agree, should consider working as a volunteer as an emt or at a local hospital in a large city.I do not want guns banned, but I do want common sense regulation in the sale and tracking of them.Respectfully,C.