Matt Bors for August 13, 2013

Transcript:

Obama compares reassuring the public on his N.S.A. programs to his household chores. President Barack Obama: I show Michelle I washed the dishes - so she knows I'm being HONEST! But it's more like he's rummaging through Michelle's email and phone after she goes to sleep. President Barack Obama: If she's not cheating then there's NOTHIN' TO HIDE. TIKKA TIKKA And she finds out about it and flips out. President Barack Obama: Baby, I was planning on reviewing my behavior before this all came up! And you WANT to think he'll change...but CREEPERS GONNA CREEP. President Barack Obama: I thwarted some Facebook flirting. I'M KEEPING US SAFE!