Matt Bors for August 20, 2013
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Soldier: My lord. It's the tanning bed tax. Soldier: Some white people discovered blacks don't tan and thus don't pay it. They know... Soldier: You are the REAL RACIST President Barack Obama: We proceed as planned! Death panels! Lifetime subscriptions to Ebony! ARREST THEIR RODEO CLOWNS! Soldier: It's too late, my lord! They are upon us! Woman: Um, dude, I think you fell asleep.
“Start with the Black Panthers and move forward.”Newsflash: the Black Panthers dissolved in 1982. The original Black Panthers have denounced the group of nutjobs who call themselves, “New Black Panthers” as being, “entertainers, who would posture themselves before the media, and, according to numerous sources, with empty guns, to spin gold for themselves.”There are at most a couple thousand NBPs in the U.S., but probably far fewer actual, active members. Pretty pathetic as bogeymen go….