Matt Bors for October 16, 2013
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Justice Scalia explained his devotion to ORIGINALISM in a recent interview: Justice Scalia: "Words have meaning. And their meaning doesn't change." He's wrong, of course. The meaning of words does change over time. Woman: Literally! Justice Scalia: You mean FIGURATIVELY! Woman: Nope. Literally also means figuratively now. But we're talking about a guy who thinks Satan is a real dude with policy positions. Satan: America needs more BUM SEX. We The People Basically, Scalia is AWFUL. Justice Scalia: Why thank you. The original meaning of awful was "inspires wonder." That works too. Scalia's intellect INSPIRES WONDER.
If he had any respect for the Constitution he would’ve retired, and taken Thomas with him.