Matt Bors for January 02, 2014

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Twelve people were blown up in Akron, Ohio, last week after Yemeni intelligence fired a missile at a wedding party. Police believe the target of the strike was Dan Olson, an area man suspected of probably not liking Yemen. Man: Never heard of him! Woman: He- he was Jessie's date - just some rando. As usual, Yemen won't even acknowledge that it has a drone program that bombs America. Yemeni Military Personnel: I can't discuss specific operations. JEEZ. Rude to ask! But Americans need to understand these death planes save lives. Woman #2: Maybe not every single widdle groomsman... Man #2: Think big picture.