Matt Bors for January 22, 2014
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Transcript:
News Anchor: An ex-cop shot a dude for texting in a movie theater. Says he threw POPCORN at him! Older Man: Maybe this will spark the national debate WE NEED. Fact is, we need to stop this cheap, easy access to popped corn kernels. News Anchor: Are - are you for real right now? Popcorn control? Older Man: The founders NEVER foresaw popcorn buckets of this SIZE or LETHALITY. News Anchor: Oh, stop the games! THIS IS ABOUT TEXTING AND YOU KNOW IT.
