Matt Bors for December 16, 2014

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Prisoner #1: What'd they get you for? Prisoner #2: Torture, waterboarding, beatings, shoving pureed food up butts, freezing people to death. Prisoner #2: Not merely illegal, but a dark stain on our nation that still inspires terrorist to this very day... Prisoner #2: Nah, I smoked a joint.