Matt Bors for March 09, 2016

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If I had told you last year we'd be discussing Donald Trump's penis in 2016, why, I'd have lost all of my very considerable media credibility. Old Woman: Honey, the cartoon boy is exaggerating again! Old Man: I'll cancel it. And yet, here we are, in a cartoon about that very thing. @?#!*$ Donald Trump: It's really tremendous. About yay yuge. Little Marco can't find his. SAD! Look, I don't like it either. I want to discuss serious issues! I'm trying not to imagine if the carpet matches the - Woman: LA LA LA LA LA LA This isn't happening But we need to prepare for where things could be at next year... News Anchor: President Trump nominated a new member to the Supreme Court. His member. And I have to interview it.