Matt Bors for March 23, 2016

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Republicans have vowed to block the Supreme Court nomination of very safe, uncontroversial, moderate guy, Merrick Garland. Harvard grad No abortion rulings Favorite movie "Citizen Kane," probably Merrick Garland: Hi. I yawn. This is like nominating a bowl of oatmeal, not that it would have been treated any differently. Man #1: TOO LIBERAL! Man #2: I will not meet with this oatmeal. Just ONCE I want Obama to go for broke instead of giving away the store from the get-go. President Barack Obama: THIS is the movement the GOP will work with me in good faith! Nominate a radical queer black woman - an atheist who had an abortion and is proud! Woman: And I'll have another if I want. Because that $#@!'s stayin' legal!