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Matt Bors for October 18, 2016
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Transcript:
The man of the hour: Ken Bone! Undecided voter! Hero! Ken Bone: Hi everyone! I'm just tuning in! Mr. Viral Will anything sway the lovable oaf? Anything at all??? Donald Trump: I'll jail the bitch if I win! Ken Bone: Sorry, I'm going to need more info. Ken, buddy. The love is starting to wear off here, my man. Make a call. Ken Bone: I HAVE decided... To ride UBER SELECT! Enter the promo code NO KEN! NO! You're bad now, Mr. Bone. We will not dress as you for Halloween unless you DECIDE! Ken Bone: Boy, it's a pickle... Who can say? MR> BOOONNE!!!
Furthermore, everything is rigged against him, from the media to the election itself. He’s threatening to sue The New York Times. He says he and Clinton should take a drug test before the next debate.
These are the ravings of a lunatic.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/17/opinion/donald-trump-the-worst-of-america.html?smid=fb-share&_r=0