Matt Bors for December 13, 2016
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The Russia hack of the election, it was next level, man. First, they released DNC emails containing words democrats said. Man: Wow, they're exactly the kind of politicians I thought they were - I will not vote now. Next, Manchurian newscasters were activated to cover the issue incessantly. News Anchor: Gotta hear...both sides... EMAILS: WORSE THAN FASCISM? PROBABLY Clinton's advisers? Longtime Kremlin sleeper agents - the trap was set. Adviser #1: No need to campaign in Wisconsin - you got this! Adviser #2: Making $12 an hour is JUUST FINE. Then there were the 30 years of GOP pandering to white racists. Yup, Russia did that too. Communist: Your mission, Comrade Reagan. Ronald Reagan: Do I really have to wear the cowboy hat?
Hey, what’s this fake news about some conspiracy theory??? Let’s focus on reality, where Rick Perry is Energy Secretary and Mike Flynn is National Security Adviser and . . .