Matt Bors for February 23, 2017
Donald Trump: Melania will stay in New York for Barron and definitely not because she's sleeping with her personal trainer. Can Ivanka be the First Lady? Woman: Sir? Donald Trump: Can my daughter, who I am not attracted to sexually, live with me and be my first lady? Mmmph. Woman: Well, Thomas Jefferson's daughter was First Lady, so there's precedent. But he also owned human beings. Donald Trump: I would love to own humans. Donald Trump: Bannon, write an executive order! Steve Bannon: Way ahead of you. Now finish your num nums.
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