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Yuck-o-meter
American wiener metrics
John Edwardsing
Schwarzenegging
Foleying the pages
Clintoning the intern
Spitzering at the mayflower
Craiging in the men's room
Vittering call girls
Appalachian trailing
Weinering tweets
Wilbur Millsing
It all had to do with power and human nature. See you in the next sex scandal.