Matt Wuerker for December 02, 2011
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Never Ever raise taxes* (*unless they are payroll taxes) Marriage is sacred* (*unless Newt needs another divorce) Big Govt is bad* (*except the military part) Defend the family* (*unless they're illegal immigrants) Get gov't off our backs* (*and into our uteruses) Be Civil* (*unless you're Rush or Ann Coulter) *The principled pachyderm