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Matt Wuerker for January 20, 2017
January 19, 2017
January 23, 2017
Transcript:
News Item: Rep. Scalise (R-LA) offers his supporters a full menu with different levels of access-- depending on the size of the check. Scalise owns "Steve's Bon Temps Swamp Mart" where he sells access to the president. A Swamp King costs $100,000. A Krew Queen costs $50,000. A Golden Gator costs $25,000. and a Bayou Buddy costs $10,000. Scalise: Some know the swamp better than others!
The Plutocracy we have been under was more circumspect. Here, now we get it all blatant like they are PROUD of being the scum of the Earth.