1. It’s doubtful Covid Donnie has ever swung a hammer in his life, or done anything resembling manual labor.
2. He can’t even walk down a shallow ramp, nevermind climb a ladder.
3. He would never do anything that entails pain, or even discomfort — remember, he’s the one who wouldn’t visit a WW1 cemetary full of “losers” because the rain might mess his hair (and we know he doesn’t know how to work an umbrella.
He would just have an underpaid illegal, like the staff at his golf courses, don a T**** mask and make someone nail THAT guy to a cross.