1.The Lady makes the rules.2.The rules may change at any time without prior notification.3.No Gentleman can possibly know all the rules.4.If the Lady suspects that the Gentleman knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of them.5.The Lady is never wrong.6.If the Lady is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Gentleman did or said.7.If rule 6 applies, the Gentleman must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.8.The Lady may change her mind at any time.9.The Gentleman may never change his mind without written consent from the Lady.
10.The Lady has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.The Gentleman must remain calm at all times, unless the Lady wants him to be angry or upset.
12.The Lady must under no circumstances let the Gentleman know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.If the Lady has P.M.S., all the rules are null and void.
14Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm to the Gentleman. (Ouch!)
For those who are unaware “The Rules”
1.The Lady makes the rules.2.The rules may change at any time without prior notification.3.No Gentleman can possibly know all the rules.4.If the Lady suspects that the Gentleman knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of them.5.The Lady is never wrong.6.If the Lady is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Gentleman did or said.7.If rule 6 applies, the Gentleman must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.8.The Lady may change her mind at any time.9.The Gentleman may never change his mind without written consent from the Lady.10.The Lady has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.The Gentleman must remain calm at all times, unless the Lady wants him to be angry or upset.
12.The Lady must under no circumstances let the Gentleman know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.If the Lady has P.M.S., all the rules are null and void.
14Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm to the Gentleman. (Ouch!)