Rudy is the reason for all the lawyer jokes – let me repeat a few.
Q: Why did God invent lawyers?A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
Q: What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
Q: How does an attorney sleep?A: First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?A: Only three. The rest are true stories.
Q: Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?A: New Jersey got to pick first.
Q: Why don’t lawyers go to the beach?A: Cats keep trying to bury them.
Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
May 31, 2017
Rudy is the reason for all the lawyer jokes – let me repeat a few.
Q: Why did God invent lawyers?A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
Q: What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
Q: How does an attorney sleep?A: First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?A: Only three. The rest are true stories.
Q: Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?A: New Jersey got to pick first.
Q: Why don’t lawyers go to the beach?A: Cats keep trying to bury them.
Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.