Transcript:
"What the..?"
"Where the heck is my other sweatsock?!"
"I guess it's just one of those odd mysteries in life...where do missing socks end up after a washload?"
"Well, inspector Argyle, quite a mystery indeed!"
"I suspect foul play, old man!"
I always thought missing socks from the dryer were in the same place as extra Tupperware lids.