Monty by Jim Meddick for September 18, 2001
Transcript:
"Can you believe it?! Monty's goin' horseback ridin' with his girlfriend! How wussy is that? Hoo-boy!" "But you like John Wayne movies, and he rides horses..." "That's totally different! He's got gun! A guy can do a wussy activity as long as it's counterbalanced with something masculine enough." "What if a guy wanted to dance ballet?" "He'd probably need at least a bazooka or mortar launcher."
I like his Charlie Brown lamp!