Monty by Jim Meddick for October 23, 2001
Transcript:
"Tell me, Chimpy, why do you want to build a tree house?" "Because I'm on a quest to discover my ancestral roots..." "I'm a chimp and I'm proud. and unlike you hairless primates, we chimps have a long, noble tradition of tree dwelling...and I'll be @!#@!# if I turn my back on that heritage!" "Wow, Chimpy...I'm sorry, I had no idea...I..." "Plus, last night I saw Disney's "Swiss family Robinson" and that little rope elevator thing looked really cool..."