Monty by Jim Meddick for November 01, 2001
Transcript:
"What is the significance of bathroom tissue randomly strewn about a yard?" "Oh...that's just a Halloween prank..." "When I was a kid, we used to pick out some oddball's house and then we'd saturate the yard with toilet paper and shaving cream and stuff..." "Loser" "Why?..did some poor dweeb on the street get creamed?"