Monty by Jim Meddick for November 07, 2001
Transcript:
"Why don't you just write "Wrong address" and leave it in the box?" "Because I want to make it clear that I'm a normal, healthy individual who's not into smut..." "Um..hi!..um..this isn't mine...I'm not into this...uh...I mean, I like women...just not naked women..." "Uh..no! Ha! I mean, I like naked women but just not in magazines...or...er....I mean...heh...I.." "At least now it's clear you're a normal, healthy individual..."
Well, a shy man embarrassing himself in front of a pretty woman is quite normal.