Monty by Jim Meddick for March 05, 2002
Transcript:
"What a cute little baby all dressed up in his rain slicker!" "Um...actually he's a..." "I'm not a "little baby," madame. I'm a fully grown, size-challenged adult, you overgrown housefrau!!..." "Oh My! What a horrible little puppet!" "Yeah? Yeah?! Well, your puppet smells like old cheese and drools like a moron!"
They both could use a change…