Monty by Jim Meddick for April 29, 2002
Transcript:
"Chimpy tells me you've been acting suspicious lately.." "Yeah..I think you're hiding something.." "Just because National Security has increased doesn't give you the right to harass immigrants like myself!" "I'm an honest, law-abiding member of society! I cam to this planet with only ten dollars in my pocket!..and look..look at me now!..." "Ok. So, now I only have 9.25 in my pocket, but that's just because I brought some breath mints"