Monty by Jim Meddick for August 19, 2002
August 17, 2002
August 20, 2002
Transcript:
"If Mr. Pi and I go to the Star Trek convention, you'll be home alone for the first time.." "That's ok..I can handle it..watch.." "What was that?" "That was my irrepressibly cute Macaulay Culkin expression as I hilariously torture and maim two bumbling burgulars.." "I wonder if we can still get our money back on these tickets." "Go!..Really..I promise not to mistakenly injure any UPS employees."
Home Alone? I was thinking more along the lines of Risky Business…