Monty by Jim Meddick for December 16, 2002
Transcript:
?Bing? ?Ah! At last!?the rigelian high command has sent a landing party to rescue me from this abymal planet!? ?Listen, nutjob, I have no idea what you?re talking about?? ?Ho Ho? ?It?s ok?you can talk freely see??I?m a rigelian too!? ?Please! You must tell me the landing coordinates! You must!? ?Landing coordinates? Uhhh?on th? roof?near th? chimney?I guess.?