Monty by Jim Meddick for January 15, 2003
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?Excuse me..orientation counselor, I feel cold?? ?Feeling cold is common among newcomers?it?s usually just a psychosomatic response to nudity?? ?If, however, an individual is truly cold, we do have ways of improving comfort.? ?Look. I?m cold. I?m not kidding.? ?Well, I hope you?re satisfied?? ?Actually, these leg warmers are a tad itchy??