Monty by Jim Meddick for May 09, 2003
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?Hey?while you?re excavating my closet, if you find something valuable, do you get to keep it or is it still mine?? ?Relax?it?s not like I?m going to find a dead sea scroll in here or anything?? ?Are you sure??I smell a ?dead-sea-low-tide-like-something? in there.? ?Well, I did find a mummified tuna salad sandwich.?