Monty by Jim Meddick for May 14, 2003
May 13, 2003
May 15, 2003
Transcript:
?Brad is an amazingly athletic cockroach.? ?I chased him around my apartment for forty minutes straight!? ?When I finally cornered him, I didn?t have the heart to squash him.? ?So I kept him?and when friends buzz to get in, I tie on a long rubber band and let him bungee-jump down as a gag?? ?Moondog, that?s remarkably sick, cruel and abusive.? ?Nooo! Brad enjoys it! And it?s completely safe?see?I even made a tiny helmet and?? ?I meant to your friends.?
Friends? Plural?