Monty by Jim Meddick for November 11, 2003
Transcript:
"And I understand the gold club membership comes with a personal trainer..." "Yes. Your trainer will be Pam." "Um...I don't quite know how to put this, but I think I'd be better, uh...motivated if my trainer was a bit more...um...athletic in the sense that...um..." "Twiggy, Gey yer SKINNY @#@# on that stair climber! Yer goin' up the CHRYSLER BUILDING!!!" "Ok! I'm motivated!"