Monty by Jim Meddick for November 21, 2003
Transcript:
"Hey...what the !@!@ is that?" "It's my new suk-cut home grooming system. It comes with a patented, suction-flow vacuum trimmer, six variable heads and an instructional video that enables me to style my own hair!..." "Just imagine all the money I'll save on haircuts!" "Not to mention the money you'll save on dates..."
My Dad used to cut our hair when we were kids… my six brothers and I called them Pig Shaves. Poor Dad!