Monty by Jim Meddick for March 17, 2004
Transcript:
"Ok, here's the problem: My best friend basically came right out and asked me to throw a surprise party for his birthday..." "So the question is: How can I throw a surprise party for somebody who already knows, for sure he's getting a surprise party?" "Well fortunately my dad went to high school with Stormin Norman Schwarzkopf..." "Before initial party operations, we'll require a diversionary salvo of sparklers on this flank, as well as reinforcements for our beverage supply line here, and here..."