Monty by Jim Meddick for April 01, 2004
Transcript:
"Don't look now, but there's a nerd outside staring at you." "Really? Uh hey, is he wearing a dark sweater?" "Yeah, how did you know?" "Bryan warned me about a guy in a dark sweater when he gave me this thing." "Ok buddy, what's your problem?" "Wait wait!" "Bryan told me all about you, sweater boy!" "Bryan sent me to guide you! I am not the one of the dark sweater. This is fleece, fleece!" "Oh, sorry." "Good lord, it is fleece!"
This is not the fellow who was lurking outside!