Monty by Jim Meddick for May 31, 2004
Transcript:
"Sometimes I wonder what Fleshy is thinking about..." "Have you tried using a universal translator?" "What's that?" "A simple device used in space exploration... You merely set this dial on the species you wish to communicate with and..." "Here... I'll demonstrate." "Meow" "Human scum, it is my wish to string you up by your thumbs and apply Gorion leeches to your tender regions." "Jeez... And I'm only six minutes late with his din-din..." "My mistake. I had it set on 'Klingon'."