Monty by Jim Meddick for June 10, 2004
Transcript:
"Hey, Mr. Pi, what're you doing?" "'Mr. Pi' no longer. I've decided to change my name... Right now I'm making a list of favorite names to choose from..." "I once tried to change my name for professional reasons. I thought it would help my career if I had a better name..." "Really? What did you try to change it to?" "'Beetle Bailey...' But apparently there are some sort of copyright laws." "Well, I guess I can cross out 'Marmaduke.'"