"Don't look now, but there's a small foamy-mouthed mammal rifling through your lunch bag..." "Holy *@#% Dave! That's a rabid beaver!" "AAAHHH!" "Oh. Wait. False alarm. I think that beaver must've gotten into my cappuccino."
Beavers can’t climb trees… but they sure can gnaw them down!
Beavers can’t climb trees… but they sure can gnaw them down!