Monty by Jim Meddick for September 17, 2004
September 16, 2004
September 18, 2004
Transcript:
"This is ridiculous! You can't tell anything about someone from a haiku!..." "Oh...I can tell a lot about the woman who wrote this." "I went to Target..She's hip, but not too hip...To buy some Troentorp clogs...clogs..she's probably a vegetarian...But my coupon had expired...she's frugal, yet disorganized." "Ha! And I could make an equally sound argument that that was written by a cheap Dutchman!" "Why a Dutchman?" "Dutch people wear clogs." "They wear wooden shoes."
