Monty by Jim Meddick for September 22, 2004
Transcript:
"Somewhere out there is the beast that took my leg...and I swear I'll find that beast...I MUST...I MUST FIND IT!!!" "'Cause y'see, lad, without proof of the monster's existence my HMO won't pay to replace the prosthetic leg Nessie took." "Wait a minute. The Loch Ness Monster took your prosthetic leg?" "Yeah. I lost my original leg halibut fishing off Key West in '78."