Monty by Jim Meddick for December 02, 2004
Transcript:
" "The United States of Canada"?!" "Sure, you hoser! It's been that way ever since the President Schultzy administration!" "President Schultzy...?" "Let's think back...you prevented the first world war...which probably means there ws no WWII...or at least it had a different name...and so...Good Lord...Do you know what this means?" " "Hogan's Heroes" never even existed!" "And so, denied a career in television, the lovable but blunderings Sergeant Schultzy went into politics!"