Monty by Jim Meddick for June 02, 2005
Transcript:
"It all started when I rented this unlabeled video." "The clerk told me it was a cursed video...if you watch it, you have 7 days to get someone else to watch it...or...else..." "Or else what?" "...Or else a scary little girl will crawl out of the TV, her long, black hair draped over her face...and she'll stagger up to you in a demented way and then terrorize you to the very core of your being." "Plus, there're the late fees."
Unless of course you buy a box of the cookies she’s selling…