Monty by Jim Meddick for July 01, 2005
Transcript:
"IF the only way to get outta this is to "extinguish all desire" to get outta this...well, I tried that..." "And it didn't work!" "That is because deep down...still had desire..." "No, I didn't." "Yes, you did." "Ok, fine! Then how will I know when even deep down, I have absolutely no desire to get outta this pose?!!" "When you put a hat on your feet and duct-tape a skateboard to your buttocks."