Monty by Jim Meddick for July 08, 2005
Transcript:
"The Parkers are having a pool party! I wonder why I wasn't invited..." "Perhaps it's because they don't like you." "Huh?" "You recall the time you borrowed their weed whacker, then damaged it by acidentally dropping it in some pudding? I believe that's when they began to actively dislike you." "What makes you say that?" "When you returned it, Mr. Parker said, 'Montahue, you're the dumbest *@#% I've ever seen and I'll never loan you *@#% again.'" "Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he was just kidding around."