Monty by Jim Meddick for September 16, 2005
Transcript:
"Before we choose an eye shadow, we assess your skin tone, eye color and hair pigment, then consult the Chroma-Selector..." "Hmm. Yes! 'Burnt terra sienna'." "Uh, I think that Chroma-thing is busted. I don't want a fancy impressionist painting or anything on my eyelid..." "Ohhhh. Beer bottle brown. For a minute there you really had me worried."