Monty by Jim Meddick for September 21, 2005
Transcript:
"So...What's it like having a whole new look?" "Well, it's weird...Like in the mall, this guy was starin' and I thought he was havin' trouble with his contacts...But guess what...I think th' guy was undressin' me with his eyes..." "That never happened before?" "No...I can't think of..." "Well, I once dated a busboy at Pizzeria Uno who tried to undress me with salad tongs, but I'm not counting that..."