Monty by Jim Meddick for December 26, 2006
Transcript:
"OK, Gretchen... ready for your Christmas present?" "I'm ready." "Merry Christmas!" "I'm outta here..." "Wait... wait... it's just a joke... it's just..." "Great. Now I wish I hadn't shaved my chest. It's gonna itch like heck until the hairs grow back." "Just be thankful there were only three."
It’s going to get worse… That wasn’t the only part he shaved!